Product Description
Ex Dept. Store Mystery Manchester!
Latest Release, 230TC, $19 - $69 Value for under $7!
You pick a size – we send you a product!
Available in Single, Double, Queen & King Sizes.
Latest Release! Dear Members, just arrived, fresh in the warehouse, its the latest batch of Mystery Manchester. This is an end of season clearance line from one of Australia's largest linen and bedding producers, whose respected, quality products are seen in department stores country wide. Available today for under $7 a piece, enjoy!
We thought we'd bring a little excitement, fun and mystery into buying bedding, and present this excellent, branded, clearance range to you for just $6.95 per product. There is a large assortment of designs, and products available - all randomly selected and shipped. That’s right – Randomly! The only guarantees are:
- You will be very impressed with the value and quality you received for just $6.95
- The product will be in the size you specify using the drop down menu at checkout.
- All will be black in colour
- All products will be minimum 230 thread count
The possibilities include:
- Flat Sheets
- Fitted Sheets
- Quilt Covers
- Valances
- 4 Piece Quilt Cover Sets
- 4 Piece Fitted Sheet Sets
You may get something you really need, or something you don’t – but at just $6.95 you can always just give it away as an xmas gift. Quantity available today is limited, our mystery manchester offerings have proved extremely popular in the past – so good luck and get biting!
As with any Manchester or Bedding product, please ensure you wash the product you received, separately, before usage.
Sidewalk Snickers
By Johnny Catch…
“Have you heard of the one about the fish that got kicked out of school? He was caught trying to sell seaweed.”
I shake my head impassively at this feeble attempt at a joke while I cradle the hot cup of espresso in my hand. The other guys think it’s hilarious however and pound the table while they guffaw with unabashed enthusiasm. The only other guy not laughing is Matt Hoffman, me and him share a look for about half a second while Charlie Jay, The Turk and J. Hoover Sinclair continue laughing like the Three Stooges.
“Ok what do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene!”
Another round of the laughing fits begins. I signal the waiter for more coffee. The comedian at the center of attention is this guy called Tim Herman. I have hated him since we were 7 years old. All he does is tell stupid jokes, all year round, like a standing comedian that’s doing his routine whether he is standing, sitting, lying down, or shuffle dancing on stage. The jokes just keep coming and coming and coming. Like right now we’ve been sitting here for about an hour and a half and he has been going non stop for all that time. Even when he was eating his calamari with sour cream, in between every bite he would drop one joke, which alone was like 23 jokes just while eating his calamari.
Enough to drive anyone mad.
“So a French Fry walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender shakes his head and says No, we don’t serve food here!”
More laughter, while I think about drowning myself in the 125 milliliters of coffee in my cup.
“What’s the matter Johnny, you’re not laughing.” Tim asks. Everyone suddenly stops and looks at me.
“Nothing man, I just, erm, heard that one before you know.
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah.”
He looks as if he’s deciding whether to believe me, so I take a cue from his page.
“Actually,” I say “there is a follow up to that joke, a mushroom walks into that same bar and asks the bartender for a glass of whiskey. The Bartender says we don’t serve food here. The Mushroom looks perplexed for a second and then asks ‘Why not? I am a Fungi!’ ”
There’s a moments pause with everyone looking at me and then like a tidal wave they break into unremitting all out laughter, J. Hoover is holding his sides shaking with laughter, Charlie Jay falls of his chair in glee, even Matt is giggling like a little kid watching Sponge Box Square Pants for the first time. Tim’s smile’s so wide I am worried his head is going to fall off.
Suddenly I get it, why someone would just keep telling joke after joke, there’s a feeling you get making people laugh like that. I want to tell another one, I can’t help myself here. I have them by the ears right now.
“Did you hear the one about the Mystery Manchester? It’s black, stylish and comfortable, it makes your bedroom look immaculately cool and it radiates class. The only mystery about it is…”
And punchline.
Product Specs
- Mystery Manchester
- Select a Size Using Dropdown Menu
- Value per product depends on which product in particular you receive, but will generally be in the range of $19 to $69.
As with any Manchester or Bedding product, please ensure you wash the product you received, separately, before usage.
Due to popular demand this item will be dispatched in 7 business days.
CatchOfTheDay.com.au provides exclusive deals for its members for just one day per deal. Recently ranked in the HitWise top ten online department stores and inducted into the BRW Fast 100 CatchoftheDay.com.au is one of Australia's fastest growing online shopping destinations. CatchOfTheDay.com.au helps you buy the Ex Dept. Store Mystery Manchester!! and hundreds of other fantastic products at unbeatable one time prices! Shop with us and experience our excellent after sales service and support when you buy one of our hot catches, such as the Ex Dept. Store Mystery Manchester!!. Looking for something different? Why not browse our past product list to get a taste of what we have to offer, and register for our Daily Email updates to receive a heads up on every hot catch we offer! Looking for more variety? How about one of Australia's fastest growing online department stores DailyDeals.com.au offering a wide range of products on offer 24/7.
 |
 |
