Product Description
Bag of POOKI 19.95
Today, we bring you.
The bag of pooki. Research first:
pooki [poo-kee, pu-ki], noun, plural -ies
1.(a random product or object from the catch of the day warehouse)
[Origin: 2006-2007; LG's daughter]
bag [bag] noun, verb, bagged, bag•ging
1. a container or receptacle of leather, plastic, cloth, paper, etc., capable of being closed at the mouth; pouch.
2. something resembling or suggesting such a receptacle.
I just completely wasted my time and yours with those definitions. I could just as easily have said:
Hi everyone, Pooki is LG's daughter's word for C**P and the bag of pooki is an exciting random assortment of 6 objects, goodies and just general stuff from our warehouse. Yes, this is just like one of those carnival bags you used to win for great hoop throwing skills, or a pro duck hunt score. Only this time the goodies are hand picked down in our warehouse and the only thing you need to do is click on Bite.
See how I did that? The write up just got longer and it looks like I'm doing a good job. Let's drag this out further!
HOW THIS WORKS:
- You order a bag and we give you a bag, or a box. Oh the suspense!
- We collect any 6 pooki from the warehouse, and put them in the bag or box.
- We don't know what pooki are going in the bag or box. You have to trust us on this one. We always deliver ridiculous value for money. It might contain past products from catchoftheday, goodies from daily deals or new things we haven't sold yet.
- The result? You might jump with indescribable joy, break out into song and dance or just get a warm fuzzy feeling and shout out "I LOVE CATCH OF THE DAY" or not.
The best part, it's just $19.95. 6 goodies! If you had to choose between a bag of pooki and a large pizza what would you choose? I can see your mouse finger twitching from here, make sure you hurry up because these bags go so fast you'd think we were selling bag's of diamonds.
GOOD LUCK!
QQQ
P.S If you can all do Ferry a big favour he'd be really happy; when you checkout, please specify if this is the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time you have bought a bag of pooki. He's collecting some statistics and it would make his job much easier.
Product Specs
Specifications:
1 Bag
6 Pooki
Packed with love.
Features:
Suspense
Thrill
Excitement
Disappointment
Joy
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